Trout Clout

Trout Clout - A woman whos private parts smell like rotting fish guts

She was manky! A right Trout Clout

by CloutClipper73 February 8, 2022

Rainbow Trout

The after-effect of a rainbow party.

The result of one's trouser trout or slimy swimmer to be covered in multiple colors of the rainbow after a lass and her friends have each taken a turn slobbing on the knob with various shades of lipstick on.

Typically, the owner of said rainbow trout has no recollection of the events during or after the rainbow party. This is because large quantities of alcohol and/or other substances are enjoyed during.

"Did you see Ted's rainbow trout? It took three early load drops but they got every color lip-painted like champs!"

by PhoenixJC February 22, 2014

Corn Eyed Brown Trout

A turd 12 inches in length or longer that has one piece of yellow corn in it and is dark brown in color.

Did you see that corn eyed brown trout flouting down the creek.
Man i just let out a trophy sized corn eyed brown trout.

by JBA aka Outlaw October 3, 2011

rainbow trout

A rainbow trout is a trouser trout that has been painted in the rainbow colors of the gay pride movement.

Very festive.

To add a bit of zip to the parade, Buford took out his rainbow trout and waved it around.

There was much applause.

by scodder May 14, 2010

Trousers

A more interesting way of expressing the badness of a thing - an alternative form of pants. Quite useful in that it lends itself better to the alternate forms "trousered" and "trousery", whereas "pantsy" and "pantsed" are a little nasty to pronounce.

UK folk may argue that pants are worn beneath trousers or skirts, or indeed just worn on their own but lowered somewhat for porn-surfing, and that therefore this is a crock. But they're wrong.

Dave: My cat died last night.
Al: Ah, that's trousers man!

Employee: Dear boss, I can't come into work today because I'm feeling somewhat trousery. My Blackberry will be on if you need me.

I tried to recover some sectors on my hard drive today, now it's *completely* trousered.

by NaughtyJim October 30, 2010

baggy trousers

it is another word for a condom

(Dont forget ya baggy trousers)

by itsmeeeeee February 27, 2007

Trottenham Hotsquirts

Jealous, bitter North London club that lost their final match of 05/06 season and the race for fourth to the mighty Arsenal when they underestimated a little bubble blowing club called West Ham. So jealous of their London betters were the Spuds that they claimed they were poisoned by the lasagne at the Grosvenor Square Hotel when really it was dirty Carrick gave them all gastro-enteritis. How we can never know for sure but it may have been due to his tendency to bend over.

Trottenham Hotsquirts: We were cheated! It was the lasagne at the posh hotel we stayed at made us sick (even though it was a local derby)
FA: Fuck off! You're out of the UEFA Cup in the first round instead of the Champions League next season.
Spuds: Not fair, not fair!

by A. Clare May 28, 2006