Thomas

A large burly man who ususally lives in high places such as mountains. Most noteable for the copping of trees with his bear penis. Most say he is a giant, however he is a bear. He protects the forrests of corruption with his arsonal of weapons. He is feirce so DO NOT approach, unless you have a deathwish by dickings.

"I was in the woods when I got attacked by a Thomas!"

"No wonder why you have no face... and penis."

by Satan's Little Clown Car December 6, 2009

rob thomas

A man who every single guy in America should be jealous of and wish they were him, because every single girl and woman in America likes him more than the man they're with.

He also happens to be a fine singer/songwriter/performer, formerly of Matchbox Twenty.

Never take a girlfriend to a Rob Thomas concert because you'll end up going home alone while she waits for 2 hours to get a glimpse of him coming out the back of the theater and get into his limousine, at which point she'll realize she has no chance and may or may not settle for you.

by Rob's envious fan May 4, 2006

tomas and alan guinan

The creators of eskimo bob. tomas is bob, and alan is alfonzo.

I sure wish I could meet tomas and Alan!

by Michael Waldren March 16, 2004

Thomas

If you have the name Thomas then you have 100% chance that you will get called "Thomas the Train". Really annoying most of the time because who wants to be correlated with a show meant for 5 year olds. If you meet someone named Thomas DO NOT call him "Thomas the Train". Other than that Thomas is really sexy, oh yeah I would know cause my name's Thomas.

*Thomas walks down school hallway
Random Person - "Hey Thomas the Train"
Thomas *Pulls out gun from his bag and points it at him* -"The fuck you say to me"
Random Person - "Shit man! It's just a joke!
Thomas - "You know what's a joke"
Random Person - "What?"
Thomas - "Joe Mama!" *Proceeds to shoot him in the head.*
THE END.

by Thomas124 October 12, 2019

stupid ass Thomas

He is really stupid, he gets no boys maybe girls. He wears the same clothes everyday. He sounds and looks stupid going. Then he has a bestfran that also looks stupid. She thinks she has nice shoes but looks ugly all the time

stupid ass Thomas was lookind stupid today at school

by Tommy Inglewood January 16, 2019

Thomas

Thomas is a big ass ugly monster lookin guy. Thomas is very hairy and look like an autistic ogre. Although he is as ugly as a dried up piece of shit, he is a king of the ice. When it comes to hockey, no one stops him in his league. When Thomas was a teen his was ripped as fuck and looked like a 30 year old rapist but acted like a 6 year old. This Italian motherfucker sure likes to eat. You put a desk near his mouth it will be gone before he grows his next beard. Oh but don't forget about the girls. Thomas attracts far chicks that squeal like pigs but Thomas never dates them because he eats them before he knows what they look like.

"Thomas stop trying to eat the tv. I know it look yummy but you'll die" - Bob

"I don't care" - Thomas

by Secretname12345 May 31, 2017

Thomas

A Thomas is that one autistic kid in your life who's also unimaginably retarded and genuinely believes he's Wario.

Look at that retard smacking his ass in front of a girl like Wario. He's such a Thomas.

by Omnipotent Toot December 7, 2019