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Lack Toast And Tolerant

How idiots who never passed grade school spell "Lactose Intolerant".
@tweetpostkiller says "I low key don't need this cereal I'm about to fix, for one I am Lack toast and tolerant.…well wth I always live on the wild side.
by Fjdkij. Chmksvg September 22, 2015
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Boom Toasted

The act of being tan.
After spending all summer outside her skin was Boom Toasted.

The ginger kid was boom toasted after twenty minutes outside.
by giingeer August 5, 2010
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toasted tomato sandwich

A delicious sandwich!!

1. Start by throwing 2 pieces of bread into the toaster
2. Slice up a tomato
3. When toast comes out of toaster spread Miracle Whip Light on both sides of the bread (use alot)
4. put tomato on bread and sprinkle salt on top
5. eat its so fucking good
by Goostaff The Jew December 2, 2005
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French Toast People

People who rush to their nearest grocery store, at the slightest hint of snow, to buy eggs, bread and milk.
Tom: I hear there's a blizzard coming this weekend.
Sally: Yeah, I'm sure those french toast people are buying everything in sight already.
by SamnDraight May 1, 2016
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cinnamon toast crunch

the best f*ckn manufactured cereal ever. period.
my friend almost suffocated because he couldn't stop to breathe while stuffing his mouth full of the shit. cinnamon toast crunch may even be considered better than sex. maybe...
by Mitchapalooza September 28, 2005
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Burnt toast

an African-American person. Created in retaliation to the phrase cracker, or cracka.
Black person: "You cracker-ass fool"
(unassuming)White person: "What do you know, you piece of burnt toast!"

(black person creates new face for white person)
by jojotheirishkid March 28, 2005
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your mum on toast

A humerous and witty retort aimed at people who offend you using the popular slang "your mum" which can have deep and hurtful meanings to the receiver often resulting in them getting annoyed and wanting to fight.

This line asks the receiver to visualise their own mother ona slice of toast, often with side fillings such as cheese , the funnier more extreme the better.
"Your mum!"
"Yeh? well your fuckin mum on toast with cheese and lettuce smothered in tomato sauce!"

"hey dude you fuckin suck"
"Your mum on toast bitch"
by GF September 4, 2008
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