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computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man (father) or old lady (mother)
boy: yoohoo, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, or my my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, because kodem koll I won't stand for it, you insulting me; I am a computer engineer, and two, i prefer the term father or dad. Even the expression old man won't do any longer. Now, young man, please improve your vocabulary, then come back and talk to me comme du monde.
by Sexydimma October 29, 2012
mugGet the computer illiteratemug.

real computer guy

a person who has had much experience in the field they work in. this is not a person who has recently graduated college. this person must have over a decade of experience in the field of computers.
the system administrator at work who has been at our location for 9 years previously worked with computers while he was in the military, he is a "real computer guy"
by soccern00b May 3, 2010
mugGet the real computer guymug.

computative

Apparently true because the computer says it is.
His online identity was entirely fabricated, yet irrefutably computative.
by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2020
mugGet the computativemug.

computer

Wow! Jacob is not a computer!
by peanutbread123 July 29, 2022
mugGet the computermug.

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