by Aria8======3 October 13, 2021
Get the Turtle toesmug. Man lays on his back while the woman sits on his upper chest while she blows him forming the shape of a turtle.
by wormy139 February 26, 2010
Get the verbal turtlemug. A Turtle Cake is when a man has a small penis that is also uncircumcised that resembles a frightened turtle and is put between the ass cheeks of an unsuspecting victim, thus the turtle is between the cakes.
by River.01 March 4, 2019
Get the Turtle cakemug. After reading about docking online, Tj and Shawn attempted to dock. Because both men were circumcised, it resulted in a turtle fight.
by Imnotafuckingtypewriter January 20, 2018
Get the Turtle fightmug. by PyMann September 30, 2020
Get the Soapy Turtlemug. When someone/something is having very bad luck. As turtles have little to no luck because they are slow and if they end up on their back they cannot get up.
A soccer team keeps getting shots on goal, but just cannot get the ball in.
Max states: God! We have the luck of a turtle right now!
Max states: God! We have the luck of a turtle right now!
by mills messsss November 7, 2010
Get the Luck of a Turtlemug. Dude 1: *trips* Woah
Dude2: yo you okay?
Dude1:yea man it was that damn turtle
Dude2:what turtle?
Dude1: that damn turtle, you didn't see him? man he was right here!!
Dude2: yo you okay?
Dude1:yea man it was that damn turtle
Dude2:what turtle?
Dude1: that damn turtle, you didn't see him? man he was right here!!
by Hailey B May 16, 2016
Get the that damn turtlemug.