Being a jonas

When you are Mointain Dew addicted and have to many Bottles lying in your room.
I'm drinking so much Mointain Dew im being a jonas.
Dude, youre drinking so much Mointain Dew, you're being such a jonas
by Reibuuu May 10, 2022
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Average Jonas

The undisputed king of annoying lineup outplays in Valorant.
Get your Average Jonas headass out of my comp game.

Why you getting out-fragged by that Average Jonas fucker?
by Pelandroni April 07, 2023
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Jonas Akordijonas

the legend himself, Jonas is a common lithuanian name, the J being pronounced like Y, Akordijonas is lithuanian for accordian, it rhymes, he is a legendary musician who deserves mass amounts of respects but gets none.
"Bro you are so good at minecraft, you are to minecraft what Jonas Akordijonas is to music as an art form"
by Solaire, Warrior of Sunlight February 25, 2021
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Jonas Jordalen

Jonas Jordalen is so insanely atracctive and he has the biggest penis in the world it’s so massive and he has the sharpest jawline of everyone in the whole world.
Boy: OMG Jonas Jordalen is making me gay with his huge penis.
Girl: Yeah he is so hot
by Wrighteous71 October 27, 2019
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jonas mester

Jonas Mester is a glorious turnip and drug selling lovely boy. He is also described as the messias of Lithuania
by ABC boy November 24, 2017
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jonas brothers hump

The act of analy penetrating ones asshole with scissors and hedge clippers
Tyler wanted to experimemt with his body, he saw about sexual pleasures on google and did the jonas brothers hump
by Swag_Yolo477 June 29, 2014
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Going Jonas

When someone goes Jonas they are depressed but can’t show it because they know no one cares or ever will

The term comes from Norway when a boy named Jonas experienced this very thing
He is so sad I think he’s going Jonas
by You don’t need me September 18, 2020
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