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Jonas Jordalen

Jonas Jordalen is so insanely atracctive and he has the biggest penis in the world it’s so massive and he has the sharpest jawline of everyone in the whole world.
Boy: OMG Jonas Jordalen is making me gay with his huge penis.
Girl: Yeah he is so hot
by Wrighteous71 October 27, 2019
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Jonas

Jonas is in love with chips and he will do everything for chips
Oh he eat a lot of chips
That is not a lot cause he is a jonas
by Viggoboii November 5, 2019
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Jonas

Someone who's just "him".

Thats it.

Now fuck off
- Damn, he's such a Jonas.

- He did WHAT?? Such a Jonas move. Fucking great guy
by tridentdaylight July 14, 2025
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Jonas Kr.

of course you are a social worker, and maybe not able to see that much more in yourself. Let me help you with that! You used to be tender - in like every part of life - how you treat plants, how you care about arkward people, the way you cook, the way you smoke, and how you saved me - by just beeing kind and thoughtful and attentive ! I'll allways be greatful for that - actually in a very sensitive way - at least since were get pretty close - i'll also thank you for that -
great guy, great performance - and maybe no one saw me in the way you saw me - because I trusted you that much, so I could just be myself - well .. I just want you to know, that even if it doesn't ever really exist, and never could have been or should have been- you are one these guys - that are never replaceble - and I enjoyd, like every second with you - and nothing makes me prouder than you listening to my childhood "traumas" - than you listening me - and the chance to share that with you ... all I could ever wish for, since I get to know you, is to get to know you as god as you seem to know me from the very first second

thank you every day - and wish you so much more than luck !
are you doing the dishes again, Jonas Kr.?

Jonas Kr.:"can you take of the laundry, roomate ...." - just slightly annoyed
by talkingj March 16, 2025
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Jonas

Jonas is usually voll der dulli and extremely introvert person
Girls: "oh look it's Jonas. He's ugly tho!"
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Jona

A guy who likes the number four a little too much. Someone who’s always warm and has a weird metabolism. Someone who’s probably got a really hot girlfriend
Oh look there’s Jona….why is he wearing a shirt it’s winter
by Enkelkind November 24, 2021
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Jona

it's a girls name
It's a girls name: Jona
by Yonaj November 24, 2021
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