by deSuperNoodle March 2, 2022
Get the government flumug. by yo local pedo November 16, 2022
Get the flusmug. The type of person that's emerged during the Corona-virus outbreak that would sell their own granny to the feds just to prove they are sticking to the rules while everyone else is blatantly flouting them!
That Mavis is a right flu-gooder she's just phoned 999 because theres 3 teenagers in the park playing football.
by Melchod April 11, 2020
Get the Flu-goodermug. The span of time (aka:era) that rocked the ENTIRE WORLD due to the worldwide pandemic caused by the COVID-19 virus.
During the ‘flu-pocalypse’ I realized that ‘not having enough time’ was not the reason I wasn’t a doctor!
by TrickyNicky82! March 6, 2025
Get the Flu-Pocalypsemug. Fever* or feeling feverish/chills.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.
While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:
Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria
Vaginal Myalgia
All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.
AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert
Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,
While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.
Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.
Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.
While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:
Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria
Vaginal Myalgia
All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.
AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert
Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,
While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.
Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.
Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.
I hung out with Youngie last night and I feel like crap. - Oh Dude, you got New York Flu Like Symptoms
by Master Chief Shite July 9, 2019
Get the New York Flu Like Symptomsmug. When you travel to South Korea with your family and in laws then get back and don't want to attend a birthday with the other side of your family you have Korean flu.
by UncleBunt May 28, 2023
Get the Korean Flumug. A unique strain of COVID-19 that is localized within the ft. Lauderdale region. Symptoms include: reserving a table everywhere you go, with no visible health issues such as a cough or a fever.
VIP Hostess: I really hope that guy with glasses with a beard comes in this weekend
Hostess 2: why?
VIP: Hostess: he pays my bills because he's got the Laudy flu
Hostess 2: why?
VIP: Hostess: he pays my bills because he's got the Laudy flu
by Dr Yeezy March 13, 2021
Get the Laudy Flumug.