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sneaky poofter

When you're out drinking with your mates and suddenly one (or more) of them disappear without notice. Usually when it is their round.
Man I haven't seen Johnny in ages and it's his round. Oh he's pulled a sneaky poofter !
by Colon3l November 9, 2015
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Sneaky drunk

The boys are badgering you to go out and drink but you’re tired or just don’t feel like going out. So you finally decide you’ll go and just have maybe one or two drinks and leave at 11... then you find yourself at 4 am 30 beers deep trying to rally the troops for another game of flip cup.
I had the self control to only bring 2 beers... until I found myself sneaky drunk off a bottle of wine the boys threw my way.
by Schwhitey November 26, 2020
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Sneaky link

You hang out without people knowing they are your sneaky on the low

Straight men use it to be undercover gay or towards women they are ashamed of or the side bitch

Generation Z seems to see sneaky links as nothing but sex there is no friendship no nothing

Rules:
Can’t get mad at anything because you are nothing but a thing to fuck

No feelings shall be interchanged

No cuddling cause their to just fuck

Women stay away from people like this they are not worth it then will ask you to do more wife like material
My sneaky link just asked to go Public wtf!!!!

My sneaky link just ate my ass, and we swore to secrecy!
by Alliffair October 29, 2022
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Sneaky Training

Practice of stealth exercising in secret without notifying your man friends in order to gain an equity edge in upcoming triathalon events.
Q: Where's Stephen? A: He's out Sneaky Training.
by MattressBhoy February 23, 2011
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sneaky mickey

A type of sex position involving two men where one manages to cum in the other without the other man even knowing that he is part of the sexual act. Usually done while the man on the receiving end is drunk or drinking.
How do they do it? I got the Sneaky Mickey and I never even felt it!
by Seryllian December 17, 2017
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Sneaky

A kitten with a farting butt that blames the housekeeper for the mysterious sticky poop left in the toilet.
Kitten is so good at being sneaky that she giggles whenever her butt shaped-lips tease the poor innocent ninja.
by Innocent Ninja March 23, 2019
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Sneaky._.monke

"Hi I'm Sneaky._.monke and I have a dad"
by Random7284 March 22, 2022
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