bot a sausage

The voluntary insertion of a particular meat product; a sausage into one's backside. Usually performed for pleasure or sometimes to win a bet.
Born in Norfolk, 'bot a sausage' takes place regularly, the Mayor of Norfolk is in the process of making it a public holiday.

Norfolk 'young chap' - "What day does bot a sausage fall on this year Dad?"
Norfolk young chap's father (unconfirmed) - "Well son (unconfirmed), we can go upstairs now, I've just had delivery of bratwursts!"
Norfolk 'young chap' - (Clapping hands) "Yippee!"

by David J Wild October 21, 2008

Blood Sausage

When a guy fucks a girl on her period. Ergo sausage being a euphemism for the penis, and because their is menstrual blood on it, it is a blood sausage.

I slept with my girlfriend who was on her period. When I pulled out, I had a blood sausage.

by JBooker December 8, 2013

Butt sausage

A term for a turd. So named because it comes out of your butt and is shaped like a sausage.

some one forgot to flush theres a butt sausage in the toilet.

by Deep blue 2012 November 13, 2009

Sausage Stuffing

The act of stuffing another mans penis with your own through the urethra.

Jimmy and Dean enjoy sausage stuffing.

by Sophism January 22, 2011

Summer Sausage

referring to male genitalia when he has tanned in the nude.

oh my god, did you see Rick? He must have been on a nude beach cuz he has such a summer sausage

by jefferscene April 20, 2010

sausage dance

The act of sexual intercourse.

The ditty goes like this: "C'mon pretty baby and take off ya pants. Climb up on the bed - we'll do the sausage dance."

by Saleem Pickens April 14, 2007

Thumbing the Sausage

Verb - The act of rubbing yourself and thinking of hot women or ex-girlfriends during boring and drawn-out meetings.

"Wow, that meeting dragged on."
"Yeah, I know... I was thumbing the sausage for the last hour!"

by He who had the most fun June 25, 2008