A guy who maintains a stable of throbbing rods at his beck and call. Also, a guy who you really don't like at all.
"Wow, that dude is gayer than a Brokeback Mountain action figure playset with a squirtgun full of sweetened condensed milk!"
"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."
"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."
by General Lee A. Dumas December 2, 2013
Get the rod rancher mug.When the male counterpart partakes in the act of using his rod and his definition of what he thinks is a safe speed at which to introduce the fiercest of throat fucks to his female partner.
Dude, I was throttle rodding Lucy’s throat for the very first time, and she gave me the signal for light speed after just a few strokes!
by Harry criteriums October 12, 2022
Get the throttle rodding mug.He is a stunt man who needs to beat up his step dad to earn his respect and become a man. But his step dad frank becomes super sick and needs a new heart. Rod Kimble must raise money to fund a giant jump where he jumps 15 buses(one more then evil Knievel did) to buy his step dad a new heart so that he could beat him up to earn his respect
by The mins April 13, 2021
Get the rod kimble mug.Rod is known as a God. A legend, someone with supernatural powers, with superior intelligence and power. Defeats all enemies who are in doubt.
Rod is a legend!
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Get the Rod mug.Rod or someone with the name Rod has a large penis shaft about 11in-13in. They make excellent lovers and are shy when it comes to communication but their packages will be worth the shy annoyance.
Girl 1: This guy named Rod has such a huge cock but he is so shy when we not in the bed.
Girl 2: Daam let me find a nigga named Rod.
Girl 2: Daam let me find a nigga named Rod.
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