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Bell Man

Bell Man is a person at a Hotel, that Greets a Guest With Courtesy and Sophistication. Entering into a Social contract with the Guest to assist him with Bags in Exchange for a Tip. These men are needed at the Hotels, to help the Rich feel Superior and give them a Person to talk Down To. But the Bell Man Doesnt Care, as their 100 Dollar Tip, goes into there Bank and builds there net worth. So in most Cases, the Bell Man Always Wins, as the Guest BankRupts on Craps and Roulette. And then His Wife Files For Divorce when they Return Home because he lost there Kids College Tuition. Then at Check out the Bell Man goes to the Room, with a Smile Takes there Bag back to their Car Gives them a Smile as his Wife Calls Him a Loser. Then the Bell Man says thank you for Staying with Us Come Back Soon. That's the Definition of a Bell Man
Guest: Hey Bell Man Get My Bags out of my Trunk!
Bell Man: Ok Sir! I will get it out of your Trunk. How long will be Staying?
Guest: Why do you Care Boy? if you get my Bags up in Ten Minutes i will tip you 100 bucks.
Bell Man: I will get it up Right Away. Thank you For Staying with Us See You Soon
by Igotwords123 September 5, 2020
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salernitana man

The biggest Portuguese fraud, salernitana man is ready for the upcoming season, to statpad against a team coming from serie B
after crotone got relegated, penaldo got angry, and assumed the mantle of salernitana man
by mcera May 27, 2021
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Danger man

An exceptionally rude person.
Watch out for that guy Faruq he maybe a real life danger man.
by F.S.S May 30, 2018
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man-manfanning

Man-manfanning, not to be confused with woman-manfanning, is when a man twerks on another man's dick while spreading his asshole to approximately 8 inches in diameter. (Penetration is optional.)
Phillip Theodore II and Aydyen were totally man-manfanning each other the other night.......fags.
by dingusmcstinkus03 September 26, 2022
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Midsaw Man

Midsaw man is what people call Chainsaw Man to say it's trash or nothing special.
Guy: "What is the most overrated anime this season?"
Another guy: "Definitely Midsaw Man."
by BlueOcto February 15, 2023
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man eyes

When you don't really take the time to look; you do a quick scan and decide it's not there.
It's right in front of you! Take your man eyes off!
by 310Nicole November 17, 2016
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Creamy Man

A man who lives to toss salad and/or get his salad tossed.
Joe: Hey Rob, let me munch down on your poopchute!

Rob: Thats the third time you've asked me that today you douchenozzle.

Joe: Nuh uh, its the first time.

Rob: Just shut your face you sick Creamy Man!
by Sir.Davey October 12, 2010
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