Carlos

A flying piece of cow shit.

Look at that carlos on the floor!

by slobber on my nobber April 15, 2019

carlo

he's the prettiest man you'll ever see (also hottest). he's the kind of guy who doesn't know how to express his feelings but I can tell you that this guy can love you in a way that no one can, in a magical way. what i meant by magical is, like a wonderland it's a happy place, safe place and especially your home. he can be your home, he can give u so much love and u can learn a lot of things from him. he can make u feel safe, he'll be your comfort person or a free therapy, he, himself is a free therapy. he can be your happiness, a happiness that you never wanna lose. once u met him, I can promise you that u never wanna lose him. you'll love him so much to the point that you want to give him everything, everything that he deserves. he'll also be your everything. he is my everything. I love him

carlo

by gung053021 October 27, 2021

Juan Carlos Kit

A very famous meme in Brawl Stars. In worlds 2024, in the 1st set of the 2nd quarterfinals match, which was HMBLE vs Pioneers, coach of Pioneers Filip47 told Secondbest to pick the brawler Kit, shocking everyone. Secondbest swapped with Juan Carlos, meaning that he would play Kit instead. Pioneers was easily defeated and Juan Carlos got 0 kills and 11 dps.

Person 1: What was the worst fail in worlds 2024?
Person 2: Juan Carlos Kit and it isnt even close.

by NEITSWFT December 18, 2024

angel carlos

A boy who cares about life and doesn't want life to end and like to play games and hanging out with friends

Angel Carlos is not Fucking Gay

by Arterex May 5, 2018

CARLOS

HES HUGE (7 inches)!!! 😫😫😫😫 he knows how to make a girl SQUIRM ON HER BED!!!! HES A REAL TEASER TOO 😤😤. gets me wetter than niagara falls 😩😩😩😩😩!!11!!1 he makes me horny 24/7. i can’t get enough of this man and his HOT SEXY VOICE 😍😍😍😍😍!! LATINO MEN ARE THE WAY TO GOOOOOO 😤😤😤. btw this man makes SURE YOU FEEL GOOD😭😩😩😩😩 he makes me feel so goooodddd!!

~Bella 6/2/23

ugly bitch: “look it’s carlos”

bella: “back off my man hoe”
carlos: “im a free man”
bella: “no ur mine xx”

by uxjki :3 July 2, 2023

Carlo

Funny like Carlo Verdone and strong like Carlo Pedersoli (Bud Spencer). It’s the name of the coolest guy in the room! Also, Carlo is a great person, he can listen to you at any time in the day and in the night, and he will always be there for you. Anybody should have a Carlo in their lives!
Carlo is a free man, and a natural leader, but he is willing to put himself aside for the people he loves.
Carlo, what else?

Jenna: Hey, have you seen Carlo?
Lucrezia: Not today, and I already miss him

Ryan: Oh, look at Carlo playing tennis, I wish I could be like him!

by MattyJ89 November 22, 2021

Carlos

Me

this is my name

it’s about me

“Hey guys look at Carlos”
Me (my name is Carlos): “hi” *explodes*
“Oh no”

by CarlosElCarlito October 23, 2024