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knee baby

My baby is 2,my knee baby is 3, and my first is 5.
by Gunshyne September 16, 2004
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titty babies

These are the generation X and Y recent grads that are hired by clueless upper management because of their grade point average, height, and military status. More times than not they turn out to be micromanaging, arrogant, armchair employees that are afraid to roll up their sleeves and actually get involved with anything. They are more concerned about status symbols, time off, and where to eat lunch.
"Look. It's 10:30 AM. Mike should be coming in any time now. Oh, there he is. You can tell he just woke up. He pretended to be at the U doing his research this morning. Damn titty babies"
by Running out of patience February 16, 2008
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Trying for a baby

The socially acceptable way of saying “my husband is doing big fat cums in my pussy
My sister: Craig and I have been trying for a baby!
My mom: oh how wonderful sweetie!

All I heard: “my husband has been doing big fat cums in my pussy”
by Fuck your chicken strips March 19, 2019
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Baby Gravy

The condom broke during intercourse so all of timmys baby gravy leaked out.
by yhml9m January 1, 2015
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Baby Cak

a.) A friend who has a small weiner. As if he were just born.

b.) A unit of measurement
ex a.)
: "That man has a baby cak"
"Yah. That thing is small"

b.)
"This coors light can is about 3 baby caks long"
by OTR April 23, 2009
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Sock Baby

The process of when a male proceeds to ejaculate (bust a nut) into a standard tube-sock. The sock is then stored in a safe place for later use. This activity is typically popular among the prison-inmate population.
"Tyrone was so horney that he made a sock baby in his cell, he then hid the sock under his pillow for later violation".
by Gil-Dawg August 17, 2008
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Jesus baby

When your girlfriend who wont have sex with you is miraculously impregnated.
Guy 1: A fool, I see your lady's bump, ata boy. Guy 2: Well, we havent even done it, guess its a Jesus baby.
by M.S.B. July 29, 2011
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