Garb Age

The Anthropocene, or the new epoch, which dates from the commencement of significant Human impact upon the geology and ecosystems of the Earth.

Humans of the Garb Age cared little for the sensitive balance of the Earth's ecosystems.

by Philosopher to the fuckwits February 3, 2018

middle age metal

A person over 25 who rocks out with his friends and sing songs no one knows because they made them themselves and screams them to a crowd of people at their local bar.

Yo! Dude that performance was sick! Middle age metal is sick!

by NannyLumps February 5, 2017

Age Immortal

Its When you cannot Die to Age but can die to other things like Getting hit by a car. or being shot. so its not really being Immortal you just cant die to age.

"Im Age Immortal i will Live forever!"

by texan definitons January 2, 2020

AGE

Age is only a number

50year old man: wanna fuck I will make ur PG
6 year old girl: sure g I can’t take nuffin smaller than 7inches

50 year old: oh it’s alright it 9inch bb
6year old: lets get down and dirty plus age is only a number

by I eat noodles 101 January 19, 2020

Ice age baby dad

A tall guy with a broad nose and body type with a dark brown bob cut from the first ice age movie

Wow Cailan looks like the ice age baby dad

by Feetus yeetus April 19, 2020

Minimum sexual age

3

Hi wanna bang? Sure, but are you over minimum sexual age? yes, i just turned 3.

by Minimum sexual age February 26, 2020

Ice age baby

literally the most hated being in the history of the mankind,he is the embodiment of pure evil ,everybody just want to fucking kill him and tear him apart ,i just hate so fucking much that i feel like vomiting whenever the fuck i hear his name or look at him this mf is the worst creature ever,ugly fat ass asian looking cunt (no racism intended) just want to kill him....

guy : Yo bro u saw the ice age baby, i hate him so much
guy 2 : ew,this stinky ass ugly cunt,i hate him so fucking much

by gaysaywhat March 3, 2020