Diane moment

That moment when you say the first thing that pops. in your head and instantly realize you want to take it back.

Talking to a server at a restraunt who is saying he has an opportunity to invest and make 100000$ fast and you say "that sure beats being a server" and he gets offended and walks away....the other people you are with say "wow that was a Diane moment"

by dmom February 6, 2010

kodak moment

In a word: priceless

A true kodak moment comes about once in a blue moon.

by Vrooney December 21, 2006

Martyr Moment

A moment of self denial, privation, or sacrifice that a person uses for sympathy and pity for years on end or to guilt people into doing what they want.

Ed knew that driving his girlfriend to the airport at 4am was just the martyr moment he needed to get more oral.

“Lilly, you can just jump down off that cross now. Staying three minutes after work is not a martyr moment worthy of asking for Friday night off.”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Woman Moment

When you're a female and choke in a video game

Bunz had the biggest woman moment in Modern Warfare! She missed 3 725 shots on an AFK kid!

by LukeDaNoob April 19, 2021

blonde moment

A societal stereotype is that blondes are less intelgent than average, a blonde moment is an occurance of a blonde person doing or saying somthing stupid.

Buffy asked "where are my keys?" when they were in her hand, a total blonde moment.

by carlbear October 2, 2003

Nigga Moment

Perpetual Conflict between niggas over trivial or ignorant things.

A: this guy just stepped on my kicks I and I popped him across the face
B: sounds like a nigga moment

by Shut the fuck up!!!! October 23, 2011

sandpaper moments

This is a special kit consisiting of various grades of sandpaper, and it is used to aid male masturbation. The sandpaper is wrapped around the shaft of the penis, and helps to eliminate the users hand from slipping off (especially useful at the point of climax).
Generally there are two types of kits that can be purchased, the standard, and deluxe.
These kits and techniques are common practise in certain areas of Hollywood, Birmingham.

"Shit man I knocked out a sandpaper moments this morning, that shit really fuckin ripped me up"

by A G S December 14, 2007