mr moon

he is a almighty god who watches over people and punishs when being bad.

“i hate the moon so much the moonlight stops me from going to sleep”
mr moon,”SQREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

by fjnbjksdjnlkndti December 8, 2019

gabby moon

beautiful and stunning, the best person you could ever meet

you'd be lucky to meet this individual

Friend 1: wow, have you met gabby moon?

Friend 2: omg yes, she is so amazing!

by queenmorganm November 23, 2020

Football on the moon

Playing football on the moon is the act of receiving head, and being fisted at the same time.

Friend: How was your night?
Me: I played football on the moon with this random girl.

by Eliad101 December 13, 2021

Candy Moon

Another way to say "sweet dreams" (🍬🌙). Trademarked by Daijobu, popularized on Little Planet.

Sam: "good night, I'm going to sleep."
Daijobu: "Sweet dreams 🍬🌙"
LP: "candy moon!"

by LeilaNoxid April 18, 2021

Moon Pie

Basically a cream pie in ur ass

Moon Pie: Example above

by impala.45 October 18, 2019

Blue moon

Unprovoked crippling shooting arse pain you get every now and then (once in a 'blue moon') . Feels like someone is stabbing you in the arse hole for 10 seconds.

Lucy: Arrgghhh!!

Becky: What mate?!
Lucy: feels like someone just stuck a javelin up my butt!
Becky: That'll be a blue moon mate

by MommaGeee April 9, 2021

beta moon

A male that a female has no interest in sleeping with, but will keep within her orbit with the vaguest of hints that he might get to smash, someday never.

This male type rotates around her, in the vacuum of friendzone, cold, lifeless, and like a moon, would only be allowed to come closer to her planet on a periodic phase, to keep her happy when she's sad or to go out with her whenever her first choice is unavailable.

Chad/Tyrone never have this problem with her. She drops the panties even before they ask.

"Hey John, why does Erkel keep hanging about Brittany? He knows he's never going to get to smash with her, right?"

"Man, until he learns and breaks orbit with her, he's going to have to be her beta moon."

by NorthernBoi77 December 12, 2019