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Skin Marks

A line of fecal matter in your underwear that varies in thickness from thin to meaty. Usually a result of poor asswiping skills.
Hey Bailey! Check out these skin marks on Sarah's panties!"
by Ingl October 17, 2010
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skin pegs

The act of playing with or fingering the female vagina.
Let me skin pegs nah girl!!
by AXJ November 30, 2005
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Skin Pig

Another name for a penis or shlong which still has the remains of a foreskin from the lack of circumcising. Also know as an anteater.
Tony get that filthy skin pig away from me.
by SlappyPickle July 17, 2018
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Skin Winch

Penis.

Note: Most effective when said with thick Aussie accent and preceded by "me" rather than "my".
Kate was so excited to finally see me skin winch.

Nah bro, the missus has to work tonight so I'll just be at home yankin me skin winch.

No homo, but Dave has the biggest skin winch I've ever seen.
by WackoJacko11 July 2, 2017
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Skin Pet

If cats and dogs are fur babies, actual babies must be skin pets.
Hey, did you hear, Jessica's pregnant with her second skin pet!

Hey, nice skin pet you got there.
by Pyra420 April 22, 2023
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Skin Bath

That perfect temperature and moisture content where the surrounding air feels like and extension of your skin.
It’s really nice outside, we have some skin bath weather today.
by Alpagé May 14, 2023
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Haines Skin

A skin won in the game of golf when the player’s embarrassingly high handicap equates to the player actually winning the hole with what would be considered an average score, at best. The true epitome of a Haines Skin is a player making a net birdie on a short par 3 due to the player “popping” on said hole.
Well, I shot 98 today, but I broke even because I slopped in a couple of Haines skins.

Bill got a Haines skin today. Eight people made a par on the hole, but old Bill was the only one that popped.
by Dumbazz42 December 31, 2022
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