A line of fecal matter in your underwear that varies in thickness from thin to meaty. Usually a result of poor asswiping skills.
by Ingl October 17, 2010

by AXJ November 30, 2005

Another name for a penis or shlong which still has the remains of a foreskin from the lack of circumcising. Also know as an anteater.
by SlappyPickle July 17, 2018

Penis.
Note: Most effective when said with thick Aussie accent and preceded by "me" rather than "my".
Note: Most effective when said with thick Aussie accent and preceded by "me" rather than "my".
Kate was so excited to finally see me skin winch.
Nah bro, the missus has to work tonight so I'll just be at home yankin me skin winch.
No homo, but Dave has the biggest skin winch I've ever seen.
Nah bro, the missus has to work tonight so I'll just be at home yankin me skin winch.
No homo, but Dave has the biggest skin winch I've ever seen.
by WackoJacko11 July 2, 2017

by Pyra420 April 22, 2023

That perfect temperature and moisture content where the surrounding air feels like and extension of your skin.
by Alpagé May 14, 2023

A skin won in the game of golf when the player’s embarrassingly high handicap equates to the player actually winning the hole with what would be considered an average score, at best. The true epitome of a Haines Skin is a player making a net birdie on a short par 3 due to the player “popping” on said hole.
Well, I shot 98 today, but I broke even because I slopped in a couple of Haines skins.
Bill got a Haines skin today. Eight people made a par on the hole, but old Bill was the only one that popped.
Bill got a Haines skin today. Eight people made a par on the hole, but old Bill was the only one that popped.
by Dumbazz42 December 31, 2022
