Friend Zone

Its the place of all our fears, the fears of pain, rejection and humiliation. If you have been "friend zoned", multiple times it most likely means you are alone for life sorry my friend but you need to up your game. But if you are friend zoned don't feel bad this is not always the case you still have time to find the right one there are more fish in the sea...

BOBBY: Heyyyy girl so I was just wondering if we could go catch a movie on Friday?
Brooke: Sure man... dials other friends to see if they can come in the middle of conversation.
BOBBY : { Feels numb from all the smiling that he is giving Brooke}. {Feels dead inside} . {Brooke breaks a lotta hearts criiii}!

Bobby has been friend zoned poor Bobby we love you man

by That petty bitch November 2, 2018

Benthic Zone

The lowest level in a body of water such as a lake or the oceans.

the Benthic Zone

by this is uber gay May 19, 2010

Friend zone

A fictional place that men describe where a woman only wants a platonic relationship with him

Damn m8, you got friend zoned

by DJSwag October 22, 2018

The Oh-Zone

That moment when you climax and you lose control of your body.

You are entering The Oh-Zone!

Phil tilted his head back while masturbating as he entered The Oh-Zone!

by whatevsclev May 22, 2016

Advocate-Zone

The status between "friend-zone" and "love-zone". These "advocates" usually travel around the world together to advocate many great causes. Though, usually stuck with a hotel room with one queen-sized bed while visiting developing countries, the male figure awkwardly has to ask to sleep in the bathtub due to the lack of "love-zone" status. While in the bathtub, the male usually has to keep a constant watch on the drain-hole because occasionally wild cobras will come out and feed on him. The male "advocate" should most wisely bring duct tape or, better yet, a large stone to cover the drain hole while he sleeps.

Hey, man, I heard that you got to be in her Advocate-Zone! How did you cope with the cobras?

It wasn't to bad, I brought a taser so that I could sting them when they came out of the drain pipe.

by pseudonymFood June 21, 2012

Time-zoned

You use "Time-zoned" in scenarios where you and another individual are currently living in the same area, with the same timezone but still some how manage to wake up at compeltely different times and don't get to see each other.

•Alex (10 AM) : Hey billy, you ready to play?
•Billy (4 PM) : Bruh I just woke up, sorry.
•Alex (4:15 PM) : Man we got Time-zoned
•Billy (4:20 PM) : 😩

by Snooh November 1, 2020

Snap zoned

Similar to being friend zoned, although a step higher. It is when you are important enough to talk to the person over Snapchat although not important enough to communicate over text.

Damn, I thought Rebecca and I were going well but she snap zoned me.

by Bobby Jackson de O'town November 13, 2019