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Gliding monkey

When you hold a girl up and spin her around while fucking her
Bobby gave me an awesome gliding monkey last night
by Dude guy 55 December 6, 2015
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monkey crawler

A woman's fart that, due to her butt cheeks being occluded, "crawls" down into and travels out of her vagina.
The man believed that his girlfriend had queefed. However, she had simply ejected a normal fart that turned into a monkey crawler.
by Biomed88 October 13, 2013
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monkey wobbler

Loose term for a wanker,someone who is always wobbling his monkey!!
"That Andy is a proper monkey wobbler, he's always in the toilet pulling himself off"
by bigtongue121 November 18, 2014
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le monkey

A beautiful thicc monkey. He is well known as a tiktok meme and helikes to say uh oh stinky
person1: hey did you see le monkey last night? he was looking thicc
person2: yea I did he stole my liver -_-
person1: uh oh stinky
by ieatvegans November 1, 2019
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Monkey Titties

1. A woman who has saggy tits that hang down to their belly can be said to have Monkey Titties.
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits
What's up Monkey Tits, did your mommy let you watch Golden Girls?
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!
by DeathFromBelow January 1, 2012
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monkey jello

an amazing gay guy who thinks he's straight
'Jose totally checked out my shoes and and then asked me out! what a monkey jello'
by suga-bob July 4, 2008
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Monkey aids

Once this is said everyone must T-pose
Ryan calls Aidan’s Mom (at 1 am): Monkey aids
Aidan’s Mom: T-pose
by I AM BROCK!!! July 22, 2018
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