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Bullshit

Call of Duty. When you play a game of team death match and a big fat pussy is sniping from the back of the map while you are engaging in a 1v1 with another play and about to destroy him.
(you start shooting your opponent)

"im gonna get you dorg, I'm gonna get you" (fukin 50 hitmarker sounds......nek minut)
"wat the fak you fat dorg, why the fuck you sniping at the back of USS Texas? you faking Kent. nobody likes you. suk my big fat ass.......fight me dorg"
your mate: "what happened?"
You: "this sniper fag is so fukin bullshit at this game."

Your mate: "yeah fukin bullshit I got sniped by the same guy"
You: "fukin bullshit"
by whatmyname? January 29, 2018
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Bullshit

When your English teacher tells your class in the beginning of the day that you will do a worksheet in class the next day, but then decides to change her mind at the last minute of the school day, and ony tells the last class.
Me: What happened over the past night was bullshit!
Friend: It sure as Hell was
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bullshitting

When you add extra, un-nessesary words to an essay to meet a certain goal.
Guy 1: How did you meet the 5000 word requirement?
Guy 2: I just did a bit of bullshitting.
by Cyclopz420 October 28, 2019
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Bullshit

"This Library Studies Test is pure bullshit"
by SomRandomDefinioner December 4, 2020
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bullshit maker

(you're bullshit maker) means "You talking bullshit"
- Once upon time, when it was night...
- You're bullshit maker! I don't want listen this bullshit! That's so usual!
by Sivyziom December 20, 2020
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G-max bullshit

Some real bullshit
An absolutely ludicrous amount of bullshit.
"That's some G-max bullshit right there"
by Wangomango September 19, 2021
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