Switch

A game no one should play. The game is like this: put two fingers in your mouth and two fingers in your a**hole. Then you switch the fingers, hence the name.

Person 1 :"Hey let's play switch!"
Person 2:" Ewwww... What the f*ck!"

by Marisol.R April 9, 2017

the good ole switcharoo

When a man switchs the position of his wang and jewels

he pulled the good ole switcharoo on me!! now im blinded

by Jimtrie Aquarious April 3, 2008

Switch

A game when you have one finger in your ass, and one in your mouth. When someone says "Switch", you switch them as quickly as possible.

"we were playing switch last night, I won."

by Small orange January 7, 2017

Switch Gears

An art form crafted and mastered by the Schielke.Very complicated and hard to master but when mastered,you can control the entire tech room.

Alex:this project sucks
Schielke:Ok,lets Switch Gears

by The Schielkmiester October 12, 2018

Serguey Switch

When Serguey switches his argument in the middle of a sentence.

Serguey: "It's so awesome when people browse porn at the library, I've seen two people doing it, it's so fucking disgusting."
X: "Wait, didn't you just say you liked people browsing porn at the library?"
Serguey: "Serguey Switch!"

by INSANE PC BIRDY June 11, 2009

pig switch

A switch fitted to the inside back of our heads (possibly placed there by aliens) which will be operated when a certain amount of alcoholic beverages have been consumed. Once the "pig switch" has been operated, a man's behaviour will become very erratic, generally he will cease drinking with his buddies and go on a mission to get laid with any female that says "yes". As a rule of thumb, these females will be ugly in the extreme.
WARNING: Women can often sense when these switches have been activated (possibly by being in tune with their ovaries), and will often use this time to facilitate an impromptu marrage proposal.

Ben: What happened to you last night Bluey? You were there drinking with us and then all of a sudden you dissapeared.
Bluey: I'd had so much beer that my pig switch was activated. I wandered in next door to the disco and picked up the first chick that would go with me. When I woke up next to her this morning I discovered that she was an absolute 3 Tusker

by ulb remorse October 21, 2009

Taylor Swift

Extremely pure cocaine.

My man has that Taylor Swift, it is pure white. No cuts, not fillers.

by AmosRex March 19, 2016