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Pocket Stoner 

Someone who always has weed in their pockets, and smokes on it all day, no matter where they are.
Guy 1: "Dude, you wanna get high right here in the auditorium? I brought some weed with me."

Guy2: "Man you're such a pocket stoner. But yes, yes I would like to smoke the stickiest of the icky with you."
Pocket Stoner by Sac_static December 9, 2013

vicarious stoner 

A person who watches others get stoned and cant get stoned, either because he's on probation or because..he doesn't want to or whatever.
living vicariously through other stoners.
guy 1- yo man, whats up with greg?"

guy 2- he's sitting over there with us but he aint gettin high"

guy 3- hes on probo, yo, yunno, just one'a them vicarious stoners"

all- ohhhhhh, dig."

boner stoner 

Someone who gets high, then tries to bone anyone in sight. Typically has a boner.
Dude kevin was suck a boner stoner last night.
boner stoner by sexyman10 June 6, 2014

Super Stoner 

A person who smokes excess amounts of marajuana daily, but also successfully works and excels at a full time job/career
That guy Evan is a super stoner and he’s also the top sales man at his company!
Super Stoner by zdawg4203 July 6, 2018

sophisticated stoner

A person who functions daily with routines such as household chores, a career/job, or a student who has good attendance and a passing gpa while smoking marijuana on a regular basis.
Even tho I smoke weed daily, I still perform my daily routines with a smile. I am a sophisticated stoner.
sophisticated stoner by Bluekitty09 September 20, 2018

Dooby Dooby Stoner 

"Daniel's a dooby dooby stoner."
Dooby Dooby Stoner by Daniel Ethan January 12, 2012