sales director

The worst mistake I ever made

by Peter Bentley August 27, 2003

Saleem

The sexiest man alive. He has big breasts which can squirt asotonishing amounts of milk for hours. He has cheese under his boobs and pubic area which age well and need to be grated. If you drink Saleemilk it can cure any disease known to mankind. He also sends the best memes you'll ever see. He is the best in bed and his favorite sex position is scissoring 😉

Yesterday I had a dream where I was getting a boob job from Saleem.

by Gilbert Milkwala March 10, 2020

garage sale

the sale of crap CDs from the early 2000s that remind you how shitty your taste in music was then

"I tried to sell my So Solid Crew, More Fire Crew and Big Brovas albums at a garage sale for 50p, but no-one would buy them so I had to throw them in free with a box of out of date Maltesers."

by Alianne September 13, 2003

stalefish

The act of masturbation while putting your arm under your leg. normally in a leg up or "captian morgan" position. It increases pleasure to the maximum extreme.

"Dude, your mom loves it when i stalefish on her face"

"oh man, i stalefished as soon as i got home"

by stalefisher 212 January 13, 2009

Sales Maker

A slut, hoe, prostitute ect.

Daaamn...sales makers for days

Dont be such a sales maker

by Speedee & Gohan November 25, 2006

Salekh

A small brownish man usually employed in food service. He is angry and somewhat highly violent in ration to his smallish size. His hair is unkempt and he usually belongs to terrorist sleeper cell organizations. He gets the sickness sometimes and asks people, "are you.. Japanese?" Overall he is a great guy to have on your side.

What's up with the salekh hair today? Did you join a terrorist organization?

by oyeboman1381 May 15, 2010

Saleha Begum

Straight woman

Haters: Saleha Begum is lesbian!
Saleha Begum: My name means straight woman!

by Halal_HotSal January 30, 2020