squirrel jawed

to suck on a guys nuts

OMG! This girl at my school is such a whore-she totally squirrel jawed like half of the Football team.

by MnM703 January 22, 2009

Squirrel Mouth

When your girlfriend or wife or gay lover sucks your balls during a blow job.

Does Suzy have two nuts in her mouth?

If you mean my testicles then yes, she has squirrel mouth

by Mannimal October 3, 2014

ooh a squirrel

When you're walking down the street and you see a squirrel on the a tree and say "Ooooooh a Squirrely Squirrel"

Oooooh a Squirrel.

by Lone Hardcore October 23, 2013

fart squirrel

Fart squirrel, also known as a common skunk.. Internet peoples way to call animals based on what they are discovering on their own

I was outside and I came upon a fart squirrel.. It sprayed me

by Internet's_translator January 2, 2016

Angry Squirrel

Do this with your partner’s back pressed against the base of a tree. During vaginal sex, inconspicuously feed your partner peanuts until you ejaculate. When you do, pinch their tits, then quickly and powerfully shove a feather duster up your partners ass. (Brush side out) They should try to scramble up the tree while making a noise that resembles an angry squirrel.

She had scars on her back from when I gave her an angry squirrel.

by ThatsNotVeryNice January 15, 2020

Squirrel brains

Some dumb hick girl from Kentucky’s intelligence level.

Tommy your girlfriend has squirrel brains.

by Bigleagueshu June 10, 2020

Sloppy Squirrel

When you are so excited to have sex, that you cum, and shit at the same time. Typically happens the instant the penis touches the vagina skin.

Dude, my crush that friendzoned me finally let me have sex with her, I was waiting for this for so long, all I could do was give her the Sloppy Squirrel!

by RiggaToeknee October 20, 2020