by Taylorjujan November 14, 2015
Derogatory reference to someone into whom another has ejaculated, often unexpectedly. Counterintuitively, does not refer to an actual danish (for that, see illegal danish ) .
by EleventhHour April 6, 2011
by DubbyDzn January 4, 2014
by Sexydimma September 17, 2016
by Sir. Queefs-a-lot July 4, 2017
Sperm Locked, unspoken binding contract in which two people have engaged in intercourse that results in the birth of a child. Can be positive or negative according to your #affectionship.
Positive
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)
Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”
(Dave never returned)
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)
Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”
(Dave never returned)
by Diddybiddie September 24, 2023