snake beater

One who uses stealth and evasion (like Solid Snake in the MGS series) while masturbating in a place that would not be a good place to be caught masturbating.

Young Tim: When I was a kid I used to sneak into my older brother's room, swipe his playboy magazine and hide in the closet while Solid Snake Beating.

Adult Tim: Late at night when my wife is sound sleep, I sneak down the hall into the den where my porn stash is to beat off in secrecy. I'm still a Snake Beater.

by FloorBageo May 16, 2014

snake wash

Similar to "Circle Jerk" but performed in the shower and sounds less offensive.

Reference to a situation of confusion or waste of effort. (adult male masturbation- like washing your snake in the shower). Similar to circle jerk, cluster fuck, etc.

"This budget crunch effort is a real snake wash!"

by gc2645 December 12, 2013

Plumber's Snake

A coiling shit that resembles a snake with one end extending down through the toilette.

This plumber's snake isn't going to unclog anything!

by thatsalog February 3, 2015

solid snake

to sneak in a girls house with a erection in a skin tight suit unnoticed and bang here.

dude i was so like solid snake last night to have sex with my girl.

by okemonmaster4life March 27, 2015

arabian snake

Using a snake preferably fanged as a dildo on your partner

Jake Arabian snaked Tyler saderup

by drob75 May 26, 2015

Juicing the Snake

The Male equivalent to the popular "popping your cherry". The snake referring to the shaft of the penis, while the juice is the ejaculate respectively.

"Mom, don't call me tonight. I'm gonna be out Juicing the Snake."

by Marshmallow Toes June 27, 2016

blanket snake

Morning wood covered by ones blanket.

What's that moving under the blanket?

Oh, it's just my blanket snake.

by Sensual Ninja October 22, 2015