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Smurfing

In gaming, too play in a ranked division in a respective game that is much lower than your own allowing you to perform exceedingly well.
Damn man that player is smurfing we cant win
by BabyLayla December 13, 2019
mugGet the Smurfingmug.

smokin a smurf

The word is originated from the Latin word "Smookin" which means to inhale marijuana that has been rolled in paper. also known as a fat blunt.
smokin a smurf is commonly used as a slang word smoking weed. However the creator of the phrase is unknown is is still widely used.
it is currently illegal to be smokin a smurf
by FrEmXBiggy May 7, 2011
mugGet the smokin a smurfmug.

Smurfed AF

The act of being skeed and drunk at the same time. Typically occurs during techer weekend.
Brother, I was so Smurfed AF last night I cockblocked myself!
by Papasmurf7 March 3, 2019
mugGet the Smurfed AFmug.

Smurf’s foot

An infection so bad on your foot that it turns blue
Damn, Chelsea has Smurf’s foot and should probably see a doctor so she can save the limb.
by Bergy Big Shlong September 15, 2020
mugGet the Smurf’s footmug.

Smurf farts

Tide Pod suppositories, an anally inserted Tide Pod
Brody and I are going to be doing some Smurf farts after we blow the hockey team, there’s room in the Geo Metro if you’d like to join.
by Curly MFN B June 6, 2018
mugGet the Smurf fartsmug.

smurfing

When you are chilling out in the port-a-johns blue water for a few hours, waiting for someone to come in and sit down. When their ass hits the seat, you shove your tongue in their hole and eat their ass. This isn't a scat or a shit thing at all. The person sitting down (and getting their ass eaten) is too scared to shit.
by best-name-ever99 November 21, 2023
mugGet the smurfingmug.

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