Guy 1:Dude I went over to Stephanie's house yesterday, she gave me a sloppy Dallas!
Guy 2: Dude that's fucking gross!!
Guy 2: Dude that's fucking gross!!
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Friend 1: Yeah, so I hooked up with Sarah last night, and we were having a good time, but Jack suddenly walked in on us.
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: I totally sloppy deered, dude.
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: I totally sloppy deered, dude.
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Dave: “I know, Phil. She’s why I’m smelled by rednecks 5 miles away.”
Dave: “I know, Phil. She’s why I’m smelled by rednecks 5 miles away.”
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Jerry: ah yes we call that a sloppy dallas
Jerry: ah yes we call that a sloppy dallas
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"Hey man how'd it go yesterday?"
"It was great, but I can't take of the smell of the Sloppy Dallas she gave me yesterday"
"It was great, but I can't take of the smell of the Sloppy Dallas she gave me yesterday"
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