simp

A man who is married or otherwise easily manipulated by women.

Female 1: I'm gonna get me a simp as my retirement plan.
Female 2: Oh gurlfren, you ain't neva lied.

by Objective-Reason Daddy March 18, 2022

simp

kieran barnes

he’s a big simp for chan

by lannistuers April 08, 2020

SIMP

Silly Impression of a Male Primate.
Men that go out of their way to impress a female in an almost primal way, showing off everything they have, presenting her with presents.

You are really doing everything you can to get her to notice you, SIMP.

by philosopher72 January 13, 2021

simp

griffin johnson

local: yo, what’s a simp?
me: griffin johnson

by whatspoppinigga May 09, 2020

SIMP

A Super Intelligent Minecraft Player. They are not fatherless unlike actual simps.

Hmm, That guy is a SIMP.

by Endermanch67 May 02, 2022

simp

stanley

stanley is a simp. -renren

by renayay October 27, 2020

simp

army

your are a simp

by an Army's little brother September 02, 2021