After Shits

After you shit and get a good clean ass. an hour later you notice some after shit in your ass.

It seem like every time I shit...I have to wipe my ass again an hour later because of After Shits

by Slick Witmore May 9, 2018

Sex shits

Poop that comes out during anal

I fucked my Girlfriend so hard she got the sex shits

by Fuck2013 May 6, 2020

For shits and giggles

For a laugh, for some fun. Doing something for the sheer sake of doing it.

Mark nicked a mars bar for shits and giggles. Fucks sake.

by 69420 nice June 25, 2020

Amazon Shits

You know you do it. It's when you're at work and shop Amazon while you're taking a dump. This medical condition normally only lasts about 15 minutes or til the bank sends you a confirmation email asking if the purchases charged to your account are legit

Brad was so discouraged by his worn out socks that he came down with the Amazon Shits.

by Sugar Bear Bill December 3, 2020

Flip two shits

When something is so amazing/surprising/disturbing that "Flipping a shit" is not adequate. The next level of "Shit flipping"

Ben: "Dude There's a half on sale on yellow chuck's at The Gap!"

Jimbo: "No need to flip two shits."

by Jacko Striker March 7, 2009

Ghost of the Shits

1. Flatulence, or as the youngsters of today call it, a "fart." This is a natural expulsion of gases through the rectum which can often be thought of as humorous, embarrassing, and -- if your into that -- even erotic. 2. A paranormal entity either living inside your ass or having been expelled through the rectum during the bathroom process known as pooping, crapping, or shitting, these can often cause problems such as unnecessarily vomit-inducing smell or a streak in the underpants. Be cautious and consult your neighborhood exorcist. 3. You feel the need to poop and go to the bathroom, but as soon as you sit down, nothing will come out except a fart (loudness, duration, and wetness will vary).

1.)

Peter: *farts loudly*
Jane: Eww! did you just fart? That's disgusting.
Peter: No, I just let out a Ghost of the Shits. I think it's pretty funny.

2.)
There is a Ghost of the Shits in the bathroom and he keeps making fun of my tiny dick. Please make him stop.

3.)
Brian: Oh God, it was just a Ghost of the Shits.

Chris: You mean we had to stop at the bathroom for nothing?

Brian: I seriously thought I had to go, but I guess not.

by UncreativeUsername June 8, 2014

50,000 give a shits

I really really don’t give a shit!

I don’t like your hat bro. 50,000 give a shits.

by Everybodyonabike February 9, 2018