Shrimpy shag

When you give a nice guy a chance and he lets you down, biblically speaking. Waste of time, unsatisfying sex.

“When it’s not the big hulking meaty burrito you were craving”

Stacy: How was your date last night?!
Stacy’s mom: Total shrimpy shag..can’t believe I let him inside the house (and me). He just seemed soo nice! Sorry girl, no step dad for you.. yet.

by Loscantaritosburritos March 17, 2024

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lemme shag

to let someone hit or let someone smash.

HIM: lemme shag

HER: what does that mean?

HIM: lemme hit.
HER: absolutely not! (blocked)

by kdotgzz May 26, 2024

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The act of making sweet sweet love to your new bride on top of a bed frame you made by hand, and then proceeding to reach climax and put out 1/5 of the candles you lit for the night. This act is often followed by smoking a cigarette on your balcony that was perfectly made for this exact scenario, and feeling true freedom from the sin of lust and perverted sexual tension that existed between you and the female species for years.

Your wedding is coming up, do you think you’re going to follow the ceremony with a Huras Shag after? I definitely would if I could..

by Thick’s#1Fan June 17, 2024

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Kingsly Scagleeotee

A name used to call someone short and stout, but with great wisdom. This person knows how to take charge, despite their size.

“Yeah, he’s a real Kingsly Scagleeotee. Did you see the way he put those guys in their place?”

“Yeah! You’d think he wouldn’t be so intimidating with his height..”

by jayartydropped August 11, 2025

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