samuel hoogstrat

hes a fucking asshole and nobody fucking loves him because he likes to eat dog shit and he like the taste of dog shit lol fucking asshole I hope he dies a terrible death cuz hes a faggot

Dude why are you eating my sisters ass right now like that is so like a Samuel hoogstrat.

by fucking goerge ramero May 9, 2018

Samuel Denny

Awesome sauce

I was so sad panda before Samuel Denny came

by frankflemming November 11, 2020

samuel

a term for a kid who doesn’t shut his annoying fucking mouth up about blowjobs when he hasn’t had his first kiss yet. he also look like hit by a brick in his facd

samuel has no friends

by downey monkey monkey 543 October 20, 2021

Samuel Fishmonger

A powerful being, a god amongst men.

Have you heard of the legend of Samuel Fishmonger?

by Moomala February 11, 2022

Samuel

Samuel is a person who has a Black Cock but can be tiny at times, His nipples are also black in color and can often give out black milk plus they are always prominently seen through his shirt and girls like to stare at !

He is so Samuel!

by JerushaKotturi November 23, 2021

Samuel

A dumb ass cunt teachers pet,is in eleventh grade but is old enough to get a job,failure and lives with his mom at 19

samuel is a dumb cunt

by yo mom May 31, 2023

Samuel

A leaf I have taped to my wall.

Why is there a leaf taped to your wall?

His name is Samuel.

by PlatypusCreator August 12, 2021