Tequila Story.

A long story about why someone doesn't drink Tequila anymore. It usually ends with someone puking their guts out or doing something crazy.

Don: So I ended up blowing chunks all over these chicks I was going fuck. That's the ending for my tequila story.

by DaKoolA1dMan March 26, 2009

roo story

pointless short story with not much to it that usually begins with "once" or "this time" but it is told in a maner in which the teller thinks it is the best story in the whole world with a bunch of relivence....love ya though roo:)

roo story..."one time my friend, she waddles"

roo story..." one time my friend....she spent all her money on knive"

roo story..." at my school there is mulch....does your school have mulch"

roo story..."your hair is orgasmic"

ect...

by benannah July 21, 2009

blister story

A story with an elaborate explanation about how something relatively simple happened to you.

Guy on youtube tells the blister story of how he got his foot blister by having to use his left sock as a toilet paper substitute in a Thai public toilet.

by Lanny Falvo February 23, 2010

Stoner Story

When someone is trying to tell you a story about when they were stoned or while they were smoking and they end the story with "...I think".

"So I rolled this super fat dooby and hot boxed the shit out of my car and went to taco bell and munched SOOOOOO HARD...I think."
"Bro that's a straight up stoner story!" HAHAHAHAH

by KingSqueegee420 January 3, 2011

Tory Story

n. an awkwardly brief story with no real direction, but preceded with great hype.

Example Tory Story: "OMG! The FUNNIEST thing happened to me yesterday, I have to tell you!!!! I ran into jim at the market!..."

by gypsygansta January 7, 2014

forceps story

a story that is told by a typically entertaining and engaging speaker, whose childbirth was aided by the use of forceps, resulting in a defect that causes the telling of an occasional boring story. A forceps story has no plot, no punchline, no meaning and usually no natural ending.

That's such a forceps story. Forceps!!

by Dgriff November 13, 2014

Delusional story teller

When you tell a story but the other person forgot the details and claims it never happened. You then become animated trying to make them remember you start to look insane.

You used to bring me flowers when we first started dating remember? Oh because you forgot now I sound like a Delusional Story Teller right?!

by msscream1234 February 15, 2018