The phrase is taken from the Jimi Hendrixx song 'Let me stand next to your fire.' In this case, 'fire' refers to a joint or a blunt, and by saying 'let me stand next to your fire', you are asking to get a hit of what they are smoking.
(To a person smoking a blunt, or joint.)
"Hey Joe, let me stand next to your fire."

by Jim Rhodes February 14, 2008
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You're dead where you stand!

This where being in deep trouble is unheard of, and goes beyond in deep shit. You might as well face it... doomed is putting it mildly. You are in SO deep in woe, you can only pray for death.

And both Mr. Mertle from "The Sandlot" and Sans from Undertale said it.
A scene from the Sandlot after Scotty Smalls explains about why he borrowed his

stepfather's autographed Babe Ruth baseball----

Mr. Mertle: I take it back. You're not in trouble. You're dead where you stand!

Can you say Oh shit?
by CDSmith1967 February 20, 2017
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a stupid, pointless, piece of shit anime. i watched it out of curiosity and couldn't stand 5 minutes of the shit! it bored me out of my mind. basically just some sleep-inducing governmental crap, a lot of it set in a boardroom. yaaaaaawn.

ps. fullmetal alchemist kicks ass!!! *headbangs*
never watch Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex, EVER, lest you wish for you brain to deteriorate and drain out of your ears from boredom. it's just that bad.
by that weird kid next door April 10, 2007
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1 . Basically , if you can't stand the stress , leave the situation.
2. If you don't like it GTFO
Me: I think planking is the dumbest thing ever
Friend: Well I like it
Me: My facebook status , my opinion . "if you can't stand the heat , get out the kitchen" & mind your business.
by CIbeast June 30, 2011
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If the task you are pursuing puts too much pressure on you, then you should not pursue the task. (Especially if the pressure exceeds the benefits of the task.)
My boss saw that I was in panic mode to get my job done today. Instead of words of encouragement, she said to me "If you can't stand the heat, then stay out of the kitchen." ..What a bitch!
by cjammer911 June 28, 2013
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