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squid

A sexual act where a man shoots cum, like when a squid shoots ink, into the vagina, penis, anus, or mouth.
"Let's squid in the bed, {name}!"
by TexnTenn March 27, 2021
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fingered a squid

when your pen bursts and you get ink all over your hand.
by Nice_Car_Big_Boi June 21, 2017
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Squid lawn mower

When a man gets surgery to split the dick in 10, waits for it to heal, then uses black magic to gain full control over the 10 dicks, then during sex wraps them around a woman’s vagina and all 10 cum in unison, filling her to the brim like the tentacle locker game
Her: wow! That squid lawn mower surgery he got was awesome!
by Sex lover 696742031 November 9, 2025
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squid

" Did you hear? Someone has crazy sex in the gym storage room last night. It reeked of squid all over the mats"
by Sad Banana May 2, 2020
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squid

A squid is an offensive term used as a substitute for "asshole". It means you're a clingy, inconsiderate, self absorbed prick dick.
Josh: "I only like girls who shave."
Dave: "You're an ass."
Sara: "Yeah, he's a squid."
by idontmakethesethingsup August 6, 2014
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Squid Game

by Burbger January 21, 2025
mugGet the Squid Gamemug.

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