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While taking a shit in a public restroom. Climb under to the next stall and lick the balls of the guy next to you while trying to grab one of his turds.
While taking a shit in a public restroom. Climb under to the next stall and lick the balls of the guy next to you while trying to grab one of his turds.
by Pork Chop Cash June 14, 2017
The act of using the escalator handrail to mechanically wipe one's ass due to the toilet paper shortage of the Corona Virus
by @brammersaurus March 12, 2020
1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box
2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open
2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open
Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up
by Dj Pj August 10, 2016
Masturbating with one’s hand inverted as opposed to the conventional way of holding your penis that makes it feel different than normal like someone else is jerking you off.
by VanD Cape January 11, 2020
by Bigboidave June 11, 2015
From Lucky Number Slevin. The Kansas City Shuffle is a deception move characterised by causing the victim to look right as you attack on the left.
Smith: "There was a time when Brown Sugar over there was a fine young woman."
Nick: *looking towards her*
Smith: *leaves wheelchair and attacks Nick from behind* "the Kansas City Shuffle"
Nick: *looking towards her*
Smith: *leaves wheelchair and attacks Nick from behind* "the Kansas City Shuffle"
by CrazEkid March 21, 2006
When a man is hooking up with a women who is lactating, he sucks on her nipples to draw milk into his mouth, then feeds it to the women, mouth to mouth.
by THE Milk Man 4U August 04, 2010