The kind of guy who votes Republican solely because he doesn't want to pay for the other party's new tax hike or other such social expense. Usually a high-income earner who lives in a coastal city and will go to great lengths to not reveal his vote to his more liberal friends. Sometimes he'll even build a superficial pro-this or that persona just to fit in with whatever his friends claim to support, some of whom may be just "fitting in" themselves.
"There's no way a guy with a house and a job like that would support the new tax bill, he's probably just a closeted Republican."
"I don't know about you but that little speech of his sounded so forced and generic, like something a closet Republican would say just to impress people..."
"I don't know about you but that little speech of his sounded so forced and generic, like something a closet Republican would say just to impress people..."
by Henrey S March 24, 2024
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person 2: i can’t believe he would sin like that.
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by i have all the facts April 1, 2022
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Get the Republican herpes mug.A member of the Republican party. A person who values individual liberty and thusly is in favor of smaller government and fewer regulations upon small businesses. Contrary to the belief of Democrats, Republicans do not support "tax cuts for the rich". Rather, they support lower taxes for all. Republicans believe that an unborn person should not be murdered just because he/she is an inconvenience to the mother and father. Republicans are open-minded free-thinking people who wish to create incentives to work, rather than incentives to collect free money while not working. Contrary to the belief of Democrats, Republicans are not racist, sexist, or homophobic. Republicans gladly welcome people of any race, sex, color, sexual orientation, religion, or other identifying factor, into the Republican party.
Fact: Abraham Lincoln, a Republican, abolished slavery in the USA.
Fact: Republicans voted in favor of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 while the Democrats voted against it.
Democrats hate these facts, but they are 100% true and Republicans of today remain anti-slavery and pro civil rights.
Republicans are people that convey their thoughts and ideas with intelligence have no need to resort to insults and name-calling. Republicans are most often very nice people. Try actually talking to one in a civilized manner and you may be pleasantly surprised.
Fact: Abraham Lincoln, a Republican, abolished slavery in the USA.
Fact: Republicans voted in favor of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 while the Democrats voted against it.
Democrats hate these facts, but they are 100% true and Republicans of today remain anti-slavery and pro civil rights.
Republicans are people that convey their thoughts and ideas with intelligence have no need to resort to insults and name-calling. Republicans are most often very nice people. Try actually talking to one in a civilized manner and you may be pleasantly surprised.
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