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Republican

A bad person. Generally insecure and toxic towards others to avoid confronting their own short-comings.
Loves "What about"-isms, Quick to violence.

Can be any of the following:
Name-caller; Bully; Homophobe; Misogynist; Racist; Islamaphobe; Gun Advocate; Capitalist; Incel (unless affluent); January 6th Insurrectionist; Ford 150 Owner; "All Lives Matter"
Anyone: Gee, can't wait to enjoy my weekend!
Republican: You know, if it weren't for your 9-5, you wouldn't enjoy the weekend.
Anyone: If it weren't for my 9-5, maybe I could do something with my life instead of work everyday.
Republican: Well, if you don't like working, then stop!
Anyone: Then how will I eat? Or pay my bills?
Republican: Should have figured that out before becoming a free-loader. Maybe your parents can help you with a small loan.
by AverageTom June 22, 2021
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Republican

Americans with a bad reputation who 90% of the time vote right wing for lower taxes due to financial struggles.

Helpful tip: Far rights are Republicans, but not all Republicans are far rights.
Far leftists: "REPUBLICAN!!!!!You want lower taxes????? I bet you wanna take away a woman's choice to not have a baby!!!!! You want gay people to suffer in a hello that doesn't exist!!!!!!!! I BET YOU HATE RAP BECAUSE ITS BLACK CULTURE!!!!!"

The silent majority: 😐

Most Republicans: I just want to not go bankrupt when I buy groceries mom😔
by Sheep milk June 25, 2022
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Single Wide Republican

is defined by poor people confused by the republicans propaganda to vote against their own financial interests.

A republican who lives in a single wide trailer.
That stupid single wide republican thinks he is richm
by Chris Lamb Jr December 20, 2020
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Is Pi Democrat or Republican?

When politicians and philosophers fail to agree whether the irrational number π subscribes to the liberal or woke ideology of the Democratic Party, or shares the conservative or puritan beliefs of the Republican Party (and maybe even the MAGA gospel of the Trumpublican cult).
Metamathematicians don’t think that π will ever conform to the biblical value of three, which is preached by some alt-right Christian nationalists, while far-left ethnomathematicians divine that π holds the secret to the workings of the universe. Is pi Democrat or Republican?
by Numerati June 28, 2025
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Republican Pneumonia

An alias for COVID-19, a.k.a. the Trumpvirus. It is highly prevalent within republican communities due to the lack of social distancing, refusal to wear masks, and disdain for fellow humans.
I heard Trump got the Republican Pneumonia, I guess it was just a matter of time.
by King of the Friend Zone October 6, 2020
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Republican smear campaign

When Conservative guy lies on a dating app, and hooks with a liberal anti trump girl. right when he's about to cum he pulls out and shoots his load on her face while yelling "MAGA"!
I totally gave that blue haired girl a republican smear campaign last night.
by Rhocalicious March 2, 2025
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Pawntard Republicans

Any Republican that does not make enough money to get any benefits from their party and thus are used as a pawn to get the votes needed to pass tax breaks for the very rich.
Those hillbillies are Pawntard Republicans because they don’t make enough money for their party to even care about them.
by Slickcoug November 29, 2021
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