'Reakin' Fretard

(1)Slang for "freakin' Retard". (2)Slang for "Stinkin' Freakin' Retard".

Damn you're a 'reakin' fretard!

by Jen June 18, 2006

reality shifting

Lucid dreaming by writing a script.

Person A : " Yesterday I was reality shifting"

Person B: " That's called Lucid dreaming "

by Art thous madre April 11, 2021

realishism

(n.)- The quality of being realish.

Disneyland is a fine example of realishism.

by j-g August 19, 2007

realiwannbe tv

TV shows like Silent Library or Cake Boss that stage situations or even the whole show in an attempt to create reality tv.

Wow! I'm surprised the elderly couple in the library actually put up with that dude wrestling a sumo wrestler for $400...NOT!!! That's some pretty lame realiwannbe tv!

by John in Westminster July 8, 2010

Reading Textbooks

Code for smoking weed.

Joe: Hey Bob wanna go and start reading textbooks after school today?
Bob: Hell yeah!
Uninformed kid: Oh wow they sure like studying. They don't look like the type to care about school.

by Ightweed January 9, 2015

Realititties

When videogame boobs look extremely real.

Did you see her rack? Those are some nice realititties.

(you say over headphones to someone in another country as you sit home alone on a Saturday night)

by easypeasylillysleazy April 12, 2015

Reality

An illusion.

"Reality is the subconscious sense of realism we get that makes us believe that we cannot do things that we are indeed capable of doing." - Me

by Jade523033 October 1, 2015