hussy pants

jeans that are lacking pockets. (i.e. so tight that pockets would look like a protrusion on her (or his) butt.) For whatever reason Okies think that they are very "cowboyish."

"Let's go round up some cows in ma new hussy pants!"

-"Do your jeans have pockets?"
-"No, don't you like them?"
-(whispered under breath "Husssyyy pantsss..."

by CelticWitch January 4, 2010

Junk Pants

pants, worn by a male, that are so tight as to be able to see said male's junk.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy's pants? I couldn't see anything but his crotch.
Girl 2: Yeah, he was wearing junk pants.

by jawnsjawnjawn April 19, 2010

No Pants O'Clock

Any time in which not wearing pants is socially acceptable. Usually takes place in the evening, with preference occurring after eight pm.

Is your room mate not wearing pants?

Yes, after all, it's No Pants O'Clock in our living room after eight.

by missiworld October 9, 2011

Necklace Pants

Overalls

Terrell's mom bought him a brand new pair of denim necklace pants.

by J.Bos April 7, 2015

baseball pants

Yoga pants for men. Only baseball players can pull off the look. If women could have boners, they'd be sticking out like a cop car in the hood.

That man has the nicest ass with those baseball pants on

by baseball pants April 10, 2015

Yoga pants season

That special time of year when the weather cools down and yoga pants replace shorts on girls' closets

Bro fall is almost here. You know what that means. YOGA PANTS SEASON!!!!

by the_dread_head_wonder September 8, 2015

sportscraft pants

Pants worn by portly chaps in Eastwood

Jason is wearing his sportscraft pants today!

by JALDLSP January 9, 2018