`~`I Promise You, I Allison Christina Robles, Also Known As, America Ferrera, Is Going To Do Something About Burials, I Promise You, I`~`

`~`I Promise You, I Allison Christina Robles, Also Known As, America Ferrera, Is Going To Do Something About Burials, I Promise You, I`~`

`~`I Promise You, I Allison Christina Robles, Also Known As, America Ferrera, Is Going To Do Something About Burials, I Promise You, I`~`

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

[In]ternal Finger Promise

The sacred act of two persons placing a finger into the vagina of a third person (with consent) - and interlocking those fingers within - to seal a commitment to a new triad friendship.

Twisting the fingers within and some “come hither motions” are rumored to add even more good fortune and a signal to the host body that the promises are truthfully vowed.

Inspired by medieval knighting ceremonies, this revitalized gesture has been formalized in 2026…. Because the world is on fire, and why the f%#*^ not?

“Becky, you are so damn cool, I hope I see you again and we can be friends.”

“Thanks Billy, I think I know of a way to hold you to that :)”

Sandra: “You two, follow me in here… we have to make it official through an Internal Finger Promise. Wash your filthy mitts first.”

by D_Balls February 25, 2026

ICE SPICE PRAISE JAWN GOD BLESS

A skibidi little viet boy.

ICE SPICE PRAISE JAWN GOD BLESS WANT DA PHO

by Sigma nga October 22, 2025

Let everybody that have ReLbJrALooD praise gomightyBJis

Let everybody that have ReLbJrALooD praise gomightyBJis go mighty powerful benningfield junior is king of kings.by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥💙👏

I invented and made and created ReLbJrALood and AKFRUBEILS.by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥💙. SO LET EVERYBODY THAT HAVE RELBJRALOOD PRAISE GOMIGHTYBJIS 🙌🙏. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq September 6, 2021

Why cant kai give rain praise?

she can't...cuz she dum dum

rain: 😎praise me
kai: i cant

rain: why cant kai give rain praise? >:(
kai: cuz am dum dum <3

by Kaizer(shh dont look rain) March 7, 2022

Why cant kai give rain praise?

she cant- i see your doing this to get praised. but- i love you alot,im just rlly stupid to know how to praise a lover..HSJDHUVJDCSX mwa :}

"Why cant kai give rain praise?"
rain: Why cant kai give me priase?

random person: bc kai dum dum and she dont know how to rain- no matter how many tiems u explain >:|
the end

by Kaizer(shh dont look rain) March 7, 2022

getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman

Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land

by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022