The opposite of Post-nut Clarity, a man's state of mind in which horniness trumps thought. Can lead to serious fucky wuckys.
Blake: "In my state of Pre-cum Dumb I thought Brie Larson was hot"
Dan: "Yeah, I almost fucked a chick with a dick when I had Pre-cum Dumb"
Sam: "You guys need to jerk it more to get rid of Pre-cum dumb and get post-nut clarity"
Dan: "Yeah, I almost fucked a chick with a dick when I had Pre-cum Dumb"
Sam: "You guys need to jerk it more to get rid of Pre-cum dumb and get post-nut clarity"
by CitywideNut February 24, 2021
Get the Pre-cum Dumbmug. A period of time usually referring to late 2019 and the first two months of 2020 right before the Covid 19 Pandemic caused a nationwide lockdown in the United States starting Mid March of 2020.
by waghti476 September 15, 2020
Get the Pre Covid Eramug. A relationship along the same lines as friends with benefits, except that the male initiating the relationship pretends to have feelings for a woman just to engage in sexual intercourse with her.
Man 1: Yo, Man 2, you seen that one bitch at the shop?
Man 2: Hell yeah, I'd like to get to pre-ex status with that bitch.
Man 2: Hell yeah, I'd like to get to pre-ex status with that bitch.
by Ditno October 3, 2011
Get the Pre-Ex Statusmug. To have a nice goodnight bat after a long stressful day of being horny before going to sleep, just to get it out of ya system.
This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
by kooni June 28, 2007
Get the pre-sleep wankmug. When your friends forget to tell you about an event or party and then ask you why you didn't show up. You're stood up before you even get a chance to stand them up.
John C: Where were you on Monday?
Jen: What are you talking about?
John C: I thought you were going to come hang out with us.
Jen: You bastard you totally pre-stood up me.
Jen: What are you talking about?
John C: I thought you were going to come hang out with us.
Jen: You bastard you totally pre-stood up me.
by soggywhitebread July 30, 2009
Get the pre-stood upmug. by TheGerbil July 6, 2016
Get the pre-school depressionmug. a very highly annoying scream or yell from a kid in their pre teen age, who makes a horrible high pitched victory screech..
prepubescent screamer: "HOLY SHIT, I JUST GOT THE NUKE....YESSSSS NUKE!!"
person 2: "OMFG, what that aweful noisy?, did a cat just die?"
person 3: "nah that's just a pre-pubescent scream, don't pay any attention, just block it out man."
person 2: "OMFG, what that aweful noisy?, did a cat just die?"
person 3: "nah that's just a pre-pubescent scream, don't pay any attention, just block it out man."
by pwnsomeNAME July 25, 2010
Get the pre-pubescent screammug.