poo crackle

The sound a poo makes as it is coming out of the anus (must be well-formed, cannot be diarrhea).

After Thanksgiving dinner, i had a great poo crackle.

by Krayzee Eyez Killah September 2, 2007

dick poo

The residue left on the dick after anal sex.

If she would have wiped better, I wouldn't have dick poo.

by OICU812 September 12, 2008

poo puncher

A male who inserts his penis into another male person's rectum.

Cyril is such a fucking poo puncher; if you bend over, he'll shove his dirty old cock straight up your sorry ass.

by Busted Hyman September 4, 2007

poo stabber

1. One who stabs poo
2. One who stabs poo in the act of anal sex.
3. One who stabs poo in the act of male/male gay sex.

"Elton John is a real poo stabber"

by Beavis H. Christ June 29, 2003

poo-head

a cute term for someone who's head is clearly full of toilet, but you love / fancy them to much to call them a shit-face

Wubby don't be wuch a poo-head and maybe we can wive hwappily wever wafter in a wittle flat in Hamsted Heath

by Pallidboy January 6, 2004

Green Poo

Green Poo (n) or Green Shit

1. The type of shit you do after a very heavy night out on the town. Can be a light brown to other stronger shades of green.

2. The type of shit that accompanies a night of drinking Rolling Rock.

Hey man, look at my shit! Green poo! Check that shit out! It's like a fucking Republic of Ireland football jersey!

by Johnny Cunt Dodger October 22, 2006

stinky poo

a generalized term meant to describe any variety of flatulent aroma/gas emitted from an adorable,"non-malevolent" source;i.e.:koala bear, cute baby,your girlfriend's bottom,etc.

widdle baby made a stinky poo! yes her did!

by zippy d.pinhead February 9, 2006