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Police

A person or group from or with the job of protecting civilians. Popular ones include: LAPD, NYPD.

Police protects the Law also known as "Policy" most likely the origin of said word.

Other synonyms include
Law Enforcement
Officer
Police Officer
Law Enforcer
Sheriff
The police is on their way to that building to catch the fugitives.

This is the police! Open up!

Police Departments are important to city safety!
by BlueGDictionaries April 28, 2023
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Fridge Police

An entity or group of entities that try to dictate to the general populace as to what they can eat. For eg the Rashtriya Swayam Sevak Sangh (RSS for short), a modern day KKK equivalent from India seeks to impose restrictions on dietary choices. You can't eat beef or meat. Can't drink etc.
The Fridge Police influenced lawmakers in the Indian state of Gujarat to outlaw all non-vegetarian food.
by NakliTechie January 26, 2021
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Police officer

Bob: Look its a police officer
Casey: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Casey: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week....
Bob: Look its a police officer
Casey: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Casey: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week....
by Police cop dog January 27, 2023
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Bird police

"Hello 911 a bird just stole my baby"
"Stay calm ma'am a bird police officer is on the way"
by Officer.falcon December 6, 2018
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Murder police

Homecide Detective
I don't care about drugs. I'm here for the bodies... I'm Murder Police
by AlilADwillDoYa October 7, 2016
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Police

Governmentally sanctioned thugs and crooks who abuse the rule of law to their extreme advantage by

*Hassling the poor
*Pulling over people who drive over the speed limit and/or weave
*Getting free hot food and coffee on the taxpayer's dime
*Persecuting minorities
*Killing people they hate (see George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Freddie Gray)
*Bring problems wherever they go

Keep in mind the minimum wage in most places is anywhere from $5.15 to $15 per hour, and these assholes make usually at least $26-$31 per hour. That's more than quadrupled the lowest. And why? Idiots think we need them. In theory if the second amendment was honored, everyone would be free to defend themselves. But it isn't like that, and the police exist. Know your enemy and how he oppresses you. Fuck them all.
Person 1: Here man hit this joint.
Person 2: Shit I see the police coming, we need to hide.
by Space Wrangler August 31, 2021
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