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Pudding goggles

The act of ejaculating in both of ones eyes during the act of masturbation.
"Hey, Ben, it's your turn to draft."

"Gimme a minute, I gave myself pudding goggles again!"
by ElZarape July 27, 2017
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puddingy

Being like or similar to pudding.
Having like consistency and taste.
That pie filling was very puddingy.
by Bigpoppaash April 19, 2018
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pudding cup

by MamaLapusika November 10, 2017
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pudding pocket

a 50 year old cyst.
dude it smelt like pudding pocket
by captain_moe_hoe November 28, 2017
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Pudding

A type of sweet treat that is a great dessert for when you don't have any desserts.

Recipe:
1/3 cup white sugar
3 tablespoons cornstarch
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 1/2 cups milk
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract

1. In a 2 quart saucepan, combine sugar, cornstarch, and salt. Slowly stir in milk. Bring to a boil, and cook, stirring constantly, over medium heat until mixture thickens. Cook for 2 to 3 minutes more. Stir in vanilla.

2. Pour hot pudding into dessert glasses or molds that have been rinsed in cold water. Chill until firm. Unmold if desired.

3. Serve.
My dog, QP, ate pudding yesterday.
Did you hear about the man across the street who was selling pudding yesterday?
by Baking Pangolin May 5, 2018
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pudding sword

the result of having anal sex with someone who hasn't properly cleaned out their poop chute, so named because it looks like your member is covered in chocolate pudding
Ugh...Adam ate Chipotle for lunch; later, when we decided to do it, I ended up with a really nasty pudding sword.
by Dane Miller July 16, 2018
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pudding snatcher

Eating shit from someone's asshole.
Joey is a real pudding snatcher around the girls.
by BabyDick6969 October 15, 2018
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