Ben Catch-a-pole

A lanky farting bag of bones that think he's all it

'God you're an arrogant twat, you're such a Ben catch-a-pole'

by Yeahcool May 7, 2018

3M Ski Pole

One man sitting between two other men while jerking them off at the same time. The physical motion is reminiscent of down hill skiing. The 3M refers to the act being done with 3 men.

The best 3M ski pole I have witnessed was when my boyfriend was jerking my bother and his best friend off at his birthday party.

by Twoeightylover November 28, 2022

Flaming Cambodia Fishing Pole

A flaming Cambodia fishing pole is when you illegally import an immigrant from overseas via shipping container, hook a fishing line on your penis, and then hook the other end to the nose of the immigrant, then have them snort a Habenero pepper, and when they freak out and start moving around, it should yank your penis cleanly off.

We tried a flaming Cambodia fishing pole, and I almost bleed out.

by gillagain69 May 18, 2023

Dick slapping totem pole

When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.

The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!

by Hardwoodnhammr July 29, 2023

Roger me rigid round a barn pole!

An expression to convey surprise or even delight utilising the alliteration of letter ‘r’.

The surprise of having been anally violated in some violent manner in a farm yard or back country setting.

The preposition can vary but the sentiment remains the same. For example, ‘Roger me rigid with a barn pole!’ ‘.....up a barn pole!’ etc...

Roger me rigid round a barn pole! Our Sheila’s having twins.

by J M Featherstone April 5, 2020

south poles

The term "south poles" refers to a woman whos breasts are sagging so much that the nipple points straight down. South poles refers specifically to the nipple, not the whole boob.

That girls boobs look like grapefruits in a pillow case, I bet she has some south poles.

by Kellytron November 6, 2008

proletarian

The lower class of a society.

Poor people.

Eviscerate the proletarian!

by larstait October 12, 2003