Post Meeting Positivity

A feeling of great optimism that comes directly after a important meeting that often never eventuates into anything truely worthwhile.

Guy: Did you see Melissa this morning? She wouldn't shutup about that new project she's working on.

Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.

by phantom pooper 2011 April 24, 2011

camo position

The sex position in which one and their partner's bodies are blended in to the background in which they're making love in or on due to the use of body paint.

Luckily we were in camo position, or my mom would've noticed us in her room.

by Jester Games December 18, 2016

squatch position

A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air and his cousin is on top.

“Hey Dad guess what I did with cousin Debra last night!? I did the squatch position”

by Htychchf June 19, 2018

PLATE-LUNCH POSITIVE

When you’re so sure of something, you’re willing to settle it by betting a Plate-Lunch.

Joe-Shmo: Bruh, You sure you know where you going?
Braddah-man: Cuz, I’m plate-lunch positive. This is my stomping grounds!

by WunEyeFricka January 22, 2024

weirdest sex positions

A black individual sucking a man off with a reach around from a spider monkey

Man those weirdest sex positions was wild last night

by Mr hands 2 October 25, 2022

positive

A negative.

She was thrown into a state of despair, learning that she had tested positive.

by Monkey's Dad May 11, 2020

positive anal g-force

The G-Force rate in which your poop launches from your anus at a positive rate leaving you in agonizing pain.

Jeff: Hey Chris! Why are you walking funny man?
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.

by Bi0sh0cker123 July 28, 2016