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by billieeilishhhh December 22, 2020
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The Joke Police

A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.

Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.

Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.

So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020
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SLEEP POLICE

Mysterious forces and powers whose only mission is too sabotage and control the lives of those who refuse to go to sleep for many many days and nights consecutively.
Everything is going wrong for me this week, cars broke, no cash, no way outta here. EVERYONE'S out to get me, its like their a special forces team ordered to wreak havoc on my small stupid world. Let me be Sleep Police I don't need your peace!
by Jack Casper November 30, 2020
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Ophelia, call the police

A scene from the 2019 movie, "Us", where a smart home speaker is unhelpful when asked to call police.
Person 1: "Ophelia, call the police!"
Ophelia: "Sure, playing Fuck The Police, by N.W.A"
Music: "Fuck the police coming straight from the underground."
by smolmua October 31, 2020
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Police

Slang used to identify other Crip members, who you are unaware of in your neighbourhood. “Raymond Washington was the first leading Crip Officer”
by Snoop Capone December 31, 2020
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Police state

A totalitarian state where people have to ask permission to do anything.
People end up with a police state if they don't wake up and fight to keep their government in check. Sometimes it just keeps getting darker, there's no guarantee the light at the end of any tinnel is going to be daylight.
by Solid Mantis January 26, 2021
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Fridge Police

An entity or group of entities that try to dictate to the general populace as to what they can eat. For eg the Rashtriya Swayam Sevak Sangh (RSS for short), a modern day KKK equivalent from India seeks to impose restrictions on dietary choices. You can't eat beef or meat. Can't drink etc.
The Fridge Police influenced lawmakers in the Indian state of Gujarat to outlaw all non-vegetarian food.
by NakliTechie January 26, 2021
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