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Tuesday

John- “Why is the sky blue?”

Philip- “Tuesday”
by Tuesday Man May 22, 2021
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Titty Tuesday

Titty Tuesday occurs every Tuesday where you gotta pop a titty on a Tuesday when asked to.
Aye can’t wait for Titty Tuesday tomorrow
by TheRealWordGod April 19, 2021
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Typical Tuesday Morning

Using one's tool to light a Baskin Robbins (the spot where you order frozen treats, and they rip your heart apart.) on fire, in which it explodes and kills everyone in the building.
Scientists are calling it the heist of the century. I call it, a Typical Tuesday Morning. Hi! I just lit a Baskin Robins on fire.
by GalazyGuy July 26, 2022
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fire tuesday

Fire Tuesday is the one day of week that you wait until dark to burn everything you can in the garden.

It is only acceptable to burn on a Tuesday under the cover of darkness. If you fail to follow the fire Tuesday code of conduct you run the risk of angry neighbours.
“Is that neighbor burning shit again”

“Must be fire Tuesday already
by David David's son April 16, 2024
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Tuesday club

A totes amazing secret club where awesome food is eaten and everyone wants to be in it

#Tuesdayfam
Person not in club: hey, what’s that you’re eating?
Tuesday club member: shut up you ain’t in da club!!!
Person not in club: (crying loudly)
by RoadG February 21, 2018
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Deep Dickin' Tuesday

When it's Tuesday, your kids are in college, and you have the whole house to yourself and you fuck your wife multiple times on the living room floor and then go to the diner.
While Tommy and Dean are at school, me and Patty take full advantage of our favorite day, Deep Dickin' Tuesday.
by Kelce's Lyre Clip November 15, 2018
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No Gay Tuesday

No matter what homosexual things are said on any Tuesday of any week, it is not homosexual because it is No Gay Tuesday.
by bigboy1232142 January 22, 2020
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