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Hood Ballin

Hood Ballin is a game invented by a group of Colorado Springs teens that involves bringing a paintball gun into a mini van and shooting it at unsuspecting pedestrians. The pedestrians are generally the lower class individuals such as teenage gang bangers, and other such hoodlums. Hood Ballin occasionally involves the shooting of bald white men in the back of their head, and/or hitchhikers on North Powers Blvd., however generally speaking, middle and upper class individuals are not bothered with.
Hey Locandito, lets get your mom's mini van so we can go Hood Ballin fool!
by Trey-Duce :VRL24:: January 5, 2014
mugGet the Hood Ballinmug.

hood wood

Is when a man has four children by four different woman said children can be born years months or weeks apart
Hey girl I hear you been fucking with drock and you pregnant now you this official makes him Home Depot approved he's a 4x4 he got that hood wood not that good wood
by van Hohenheim of light November 15, 2014
mugGet the hood woodmug.

Hood-Scholar

A Hood-Scholar is an individual that was born and raised among low income urban housing whether it be subsidized or public-sector housing that has been on both sides of the world. These individuals have gone beyond the walls from their own neighborhood to seek truth, wisdom, and purpose. They have experienced it all from dealing with cooperate suits to talking with hood relations, and institutions. With the ability to walk in any room and adapt to their constantly changing environments. They put family, honor, integrity,principles, and morales above anything else. With a desire to leave the world in a better place than where they have found it. A Hood-Scholar is a solid and reliable individual that has no problem helping those in need. When a leader is needed they will step up to the role. Hood-Scholars are heavy to “sticking to the script” unless those rules contradicts or threatens the principles of a humane and the betterment of humanity. Utilizing everything they have gained from all walks of life. They solve problems from the wisdom accumulated either thought books, common sense, or street smarts. They use it all and apply knowledge to application. The knowledge they have toward life is expansive to anyone that decides to listen with an open mind and a open heart. Hood-Scholars are the hidden seeds of generational wealth and curse breakers within their family. They are the hybrid and the crosswords between the hood, and the professional world originating from the hood.
Kendrick Lamar can be considered a Hood-Scholar.
by August Hiatus The Hood Scholar January 30, 2022
mugGet the Hood-Scholarmug.

big hood

Used to describe a penis with a largemushroom’ head
Looking for big cocks with a big hood!
by Elprofesor55 August 23, 2022
mugGet the big hoodmug.

Hood Muffin

a hood ass bitch that's loud as hell and claps when she fights/gets excited. (Sometimes has cheetah print tattoos or gold teeth)
Bro I smashed this chick last night who was rocking apple bottom jeans and phat farms.

So you got yourself a hood muffin.
by RealRootbeer August 8, 2016
mugGet the Hood Muffinmug.

Hood vines

pinacle of comedy, peak of human evolution
Man, i sure laughed my ass off when seeing those hood vines
mugGet the Hood vinesmug.

Hood Swoop

An indentation or handle placed on the front of a medium or heavy duty truck used to lift the hood and access the engine bay.
It's called a hood swoop Bryan, ya fuckin dunce.
by Crevises1995 May 26, 2023
mugGet the Hood Swoopmug.

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