Today is the day you do nothing at all. And I mean nothing. Say nothing, do nothing, think nothing, look at nothing (except if it’s your crush, than that’s an exception) and just stand in your house all day.
by if you’re reading this, smile! October 08, 2021
Machine with no use, this machine does nothing, and is often used at midnight when the cool breeze form the perfect conditions for a moth party
by John Deere 9860 STS combine October 28, 2021
by SomeOne August 27, 2003
He is a complete flop. He failed in his exam. He was snubbed by the company when he sought a job there. He even failed to win the heart of his girlfried as she jilted him. Nothing fails like failure, isn't it?
by uttam maharjan May 13, 2011
im bored and have nothing to do
by p01uyt January 15, 2025
In a world where everything is offensive to someone, some people have gone to the other extreme, being offended by nothing - meaning they don't realize some things are still genuinely very offensive and shouldn't be joked about.
"Did you hear that some guy made a joke about Justin Bieber's facial disease that said, 'In five years, no one will come to Justin Bieber's concerts because his face will scare them away'?"
"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."
"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."
"What assholes."
"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."
"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."
"What assholes."
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 27, 2022
Someone: Where do u buy that casing for ur iPhone?
Somebody: Oh no. This is not a casing. It is literally the design of this phone.
Someone: Oh, when did Apple put circle lighting on their iPhones?
Somebody: No no no. This isn't an iPhone.
Someone: Then what?
Somebody: It's nothing.
Someone show wrinkled face seem to be confused with the Nothing Phone branding.
Somebody: Oh no. This is not a casing. It is literally the design of this phone.
Someone: Oh, when did Apple put circle lighting on their iPhones?
Somebody: No no no. This isn't an iPhone.
Someone: Then what?
Somebody: It's nothing.
Someone show wrinkled face seem to be confused with the Nothing Phone branding.
by pseudophyle September 27, 2023